All that's left is to [[pull the lever.|Leverpull3]]\nIt also occurs to you that [[they aren't getting any deader. Might as well stare into space.|Leverpull4]]

What? How else do people bury the dead? The whole compound is hermeticaly sealed. What's wrong with you? You know good and well that your home compound has a funeral occulus. \n[[Pull the lever|Leverpull3]]

Right, otherwise no one would ever get buried. It's too dangerous to go outside—even if you knew where the door was! Every home compound has a funeral occulus!\n[[Pull the lever|Leverpull3]]\n

Death, it's nothing to fear for the Christian. \n\nStill, it seems like the day won't come. \n\nIt's natural to push the idea of dying from your day to day thoughts...\n\n[[Continue the Service|funeral2]]\n

Oh no! It's coming from the pit! It's muffled too--someone must be inside the mock coffin! This is turning into a real funeral!\nMaybe the coffin will rise up if you [[pull the lever in the other direction|Leverpull9]]. On the other hand, if you [[jump into the pit right now|Leverpull10]] you can safely land on the coffin.

Did you hear something?\n[[...|Leverpull7]]

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You pull the lever and the coffin begins to descend. \n[[...|Leverpull5]]

[[...|Leverpull6]]

this is as far as i've gotten \n

You swear you can hear a voice in the distance...\n[[...|Leverpull8]]

The Video Priest Experience

You pull the lever towards you as hard as you can but nothing happens. The pulleys don't even stop. What a pessimistic design. Whoever built this sure was fatalistic, geeze. \nNothing left to do but [[jump into the pit|Leverpull10]]

Marvin Novelties

We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of (name). (He or she) oceeds in death (family).\nAs (name) would have been quick to tell you, death isn't really something to fear. To the person who dies, it's as if they just closed their eyes and woke up in heaven on the day of judgement. Of course, they are dead until the day comes. But for them and for us when our time comes it seems like waking up from a nap. It's a beautiful time for a Christian and the more you've thought on this in life the more serene your decline into corporeal death with be. Of course, (name) was ready. (blank) died (how?). It could have happened to any of us. \n\tI knew () from (). I'll always remember () being a comfort to me. I loved to hear about () family, () and (). You could feel his love for them shine forth in the stories he would recount. It made my days easier. I want that for myself too...\n\tThis ceremony is for all of us for whom () was a part of our routine. This is our way of giving thanks to God for (). He's watching the ceremony too and he appreciates what we are doing. The purpose of a eulogy is to remember something true about the person that you are affected by or greatful for.\n\tYou have to make sure what you say is true. \n\nIt's time to put the coffin in the ground. Let's say a prayer and then we will lower down the corpse. \n\n[[Almost done...|Leverpull0]]

What's your name?\nAre you a boy or a girl?\nHow do we know each other?\n\t-I'm your priest\n\t-We were coworkers \n\t-You bought something from my store everyday \nAre you married?\nDo you have kids?\nAre you leaving anyone else behind?\n\t-family\n\t-pets \n\t-life's work \nFinally, how did you die? \n\t-either radio boxes or a place to type it in\n\nOk, I think we're ready to start \n\n[[You can input this crap once I write it later...|Title1]]

What about the death of your friends or family? It's too much to think about. Even though the separation is temporary...it feels like you are tempting things to talk about it. I've got an idea \n\nI want to walk you through how to perform the funeral. Instead of pretending to funeralize a family member...let's use ourselves! \n\n[[First, I need to know a bit about you|funeral3]]

You look around the funeral parlor. It's a round, green-tiled room. In the center is the pit you have suspended the coffin over. Chairs ring the room, facing to the center pit. You stand on a platform around the pit. On the platform is a lecturn and the lever. Everyone has a room like this in their house, right?\n\n[[That's right|Leverpullyes]]\n[[No...|Leverpullno]]